Sunday, February 17, 2008

Poem for Ken

An inclinometer measures the angle of a slope
you use it in gauging the avalanche risk
when mountaineering or bragging
to buddies
back on the flat
to wow them with your superior stupidity
and endurance
my buddy Ken and I
both have inclinometers
his measures bigger angles than mine
but I am man enough to handle that
not that I would handle his inclinometer
that would just be awkward

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